This ain't rude. This is uppity. |
I'm Tara and I work at Merlotte's. At least I used to, but I been gone for a while. I'm probably fired again. |
Yep. I really don’t think I would.
Better you than that fuckin’ fanger. Just sayin’.
Whoa. Ahaha. Well… Jessica likes this?!
I wonder if I’ll ever meet someone under normal circumstances.
I don’t know, cherie. Ahaha. Sorry if I scared ya.
It’s all right. I don’t know if we woulda gotten outta that place without your help. So thanks for that.
Whoa. Ahaha. Well… Jessica likes this?!
I wonder if I’ll ever meet someone under normal circumstances.
why are you breathing?
I ask myself that every single time.
What the fuck did he do now?
We tried the Kama Sutra, and omg it felt AMAZING! I looked like this for 4 hours as I came.
Yes Rene he beat your record.
Get on with your bad self, girl!
Why thank you Tara!
I am glad that you are back at work, it was not the same without you! :)
I’m way glad to be back, girl. Although I think it’s gonna take some gettin’ used to. I feel like I been gone forever.
We tried the Kama Sutra, and omg it felt AMAZING! I looked like this for 4 hours as I came.
Yes Rene he beat your record.
Get on with your bad self, girl!
i heard they killed your cooter
im so sorry, but you know they can give you a penis these days!
who neeeds a vagina!
THATS FUCKING FUNNY
YOU’RE SO FUCKIN’ FUNNY, PUPPY.
i heard they killed your cooter
im so sorry, but you know they can give you a penis these days!
who neeeds a vagina!
THATS FUCKING FUNNY
Because I know I could kill them all within seconds.

the best weekend evar.
Talk to yall later.

OOC: SORRY for terribly out of character...
Awwwwh. Look baby. You’re number one. ;)
ALCIDE. WTF ARE YOU DOING? GTFO OF MY CRUSHES.
You can run, you can hide but you can’t...
I MEAN WE ALL LOVE AVPM/AVPS BUT GOTDAMN THAT SHIT IS OVERFLOWIN’ ON MY DASH JAYSUS CRIST D;<